Satire of youtube "comedy" channels. Yes it takes a bit of a dark turn

Cast:

Dan Avery (Drug & alcohol counselor and doctor of behavioral medicine): Max
Tyler: (Co-host of "Boshinmashhhhhhhhhh.....herrrrp"): Heath
Kyle:(Co-host of "Boshinmashhhhhhhhh......herrrrp"); Tony

Announcer: It's time for another episode of Boshinmashhhhhhhhhh.....herrrrp!

Crazy sound bites (distortion, drone)

Relaxing jazz piano

Piano fades

Tyler: And that's why I don't understand why people are scared of ghosts, cause like if you see a ghost, a real ghost of a dead person, you know what that means? It means there's life after death there isn't just infinite blackness, that's fucking beautiful. If you see a ghost you should fuckin' leap in the air with joy because you and everyone you love has a spirit that survives after death. That's amazing.

Kyle: Oh my god #afterlife, #thereishope, #Nietzchewaswrong #undyingsoulofman #beautifuluniverse, #ghostsaredope

Tyler: #Dopecity

Kyle: #ThinkBig

Tyler: #NofearDeath

Kyle: #

Avery: Guys please, can you just please explain to me what's going on?

Tyler: Haha okay bro, sorry can't help all this big time stoner talk

Kyle: #PotTalk

Tyler: This is actually why you're here. So as of late our subs have been talkin' some smack sayin' we puff too much dank

Kyle: #PurpClouds

Tyler: And we thought cuz we got a lot more monz now

Kyle: #CashinChecks

Tyler: We'd bring in a prof and get that quality evaluation, nahm sayin'?

Kyle: #ProfLife

Avery: You want me to give you consultation?

Tyler: Yeah bro, but first give us some deets, what's yer name? what's your background? how did you get here? Come on

Kyle: #Deetsbrah

Avery: Okay look, boys. I'd be more than willing to give you both a professional evaluation. I just don't feel comfortable having all of these microphones and cameras on. I think we should reschedule. If you're really worried you should come to my office, it's only about a 20 minute drive from here. This is a private matter, I don't know why you would even want to record this

Tyler: Brah, we just paid you 6 gs to come in here and give us some prof consult, catch 23 is that we gotta upload it to our webblog. Now you wanna take the money and stay for a few min or you wanna bounce?

Kyle: #Perspective

Avery: ...... *sighs* okay so you think you might be smoking an unhealthy amount of marijuana?

Kyle: No brah, we just smoke on the reg, and our fans usually love watching us smoke some dank, but then @traceyRayMay45 was all like "you guys smoke too much smh", and then @MikeScooter002 was all like "the only too much is none at all" and then Tyler and I were like "lol", but then @theRealLindsayLove was like "you guys should see a shrink", and @theRealLindsayLove does not shit post, you know what I mean? So Tyler and I were like "we should totes get a prof in here and get him to give us the GL on the ganj so we can upload it and show our subs that we all good here" and so that's why we called you #lifegoals

Tyler: So first give us the deets, who you be? where you from? what's your sign? deets, brah

Avery: Alright well... my name is Daniel Avery, I run a private practice in behavioral therapy, which specializes in drug and alcohol abuse treatment options.

Tyler: More deets brah, where you from? How did you start?

Kyle: #authenticMuch?

Avery: Well I was born and raised in Wayne Pennsylvania, I did my bachelor's at Rutgers University in New Brunswick, New Jersey

Kyle + Tyler: Oooooh DAYYYUMMM!

Tyler: Rutgers, couldn't cut in the big leagues, DA?

Avery: I take it you're not a fan of Rutgers

Tyler: Both me and Kye-Kye, Wharton class of 2015, 13.9% acceptance rate, Ivy League dream baby!

Kyle: #winners

Avery: Well that's fantastic boys, your parents must be very proud. That's a great school.

Kyle: #businessBeBoomin

Tyler: TD is a Wharton alum, let that speak for itself

Avery: Ah... TD?

Kyle: #Trumpster #Billionaire

Avery: Oh Donald Trump, yes well he's a very successful guy

Tyler: Look if you don't like TD, DA I totes get that vibe, but you can't deny my man be stacking piles of dollas, OH!

Kyle: #NineZeros

Avery: Well he has declared corporate bankruptcy

Tyler: Yo Kye-Kye, how much is my man TD worth? pull it up on the googs

Kyle: #Networth #4.5bill

Tyler: Numbers don't lie, DA, ya feel?

Avery: Let's discuss your smoking habits

Tyler: Bro to be totes honest, if you're a Rutgers grad, I don't think you can give some Wharton alums some prof consult. You know no offense, but it's like a homeless man tellin' you how to invest your money

Kyle: #sotrue

Avery: Ah okay well I do have an MD, I have a PhD and I currently run my own private practice, but if you don't want my "prof consult", then I can just "bounce"

Kyle: #butthurt

Tyler: #Crymuch?

Kyle: #passiveAggressive

Tyler: #PussyBoy

Kyle: #LittleRutgersBoy

*** This is where Avery starts to speak in a darker, yet still very calm voice"
Avery: If one of you says hashtag again I'm going to skin you alive

Kyle: Woah aight DA, we'll cool it with the HTs, #Spaz

Avery: I want you boys to do me a favor, would you both please look at this lens? Yes that's it look right in here. What do you see boys?

Tyler: int i == 0; i < 9; i++

Kyle: #public#void#ft#endloop

Tyler: var system.out.print LN "compile error 20751"

Kyle: while( i > 0) { var++; system.out.print(value is equal to "space" var value)

Avery: I'm gonna let you boys in on a little secret, you're the worst little rats I've ever had in this cage. You've been down here so long, in front of these fucking computers, there's really not much left of either of you. Not that there was much left to begin with.

Tyler: #output.var.system.in

Avery: You're ruining my clinical trials, but at least I've identified some side-effects.

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