Agent Cooper is our cat
He watches us get high
'Hey Coop, sometimes a lil' suicide
Can make you feel alive' oh my
I fear he watches us decline
A survivor's guide for the malcontent: drink till you learn to forget
A humble critique of the modern state: set it ablaze before it's too late
A modern state of the humble critic: uses bleach to line her stomach
13 ways to please your man: choke down daily Ativan
A sure fire way to know she's the one: break her nose with the butt of your gun
If she stays out of complacency, then you'll be the man you wanted to be
Tell me where you are
Dear God, I'm lost
I went off my suboxone, dived right back into toxins, I've been bleeding so often
I've been living without you, and losing my conscience, I hear your a doctor now
I'm with demons and gods, creators and authors, I hear it'll cost you
I've been learning to drown, ain't that fucking profound? All these bags coated brown
Don't know how to proceed, fleeting cries of a fiend, blood-letting obscene